Spotlight on:
The Museum of The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien |
“Portrait of a Venetian Woman - Albrecht Dürer”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Location: United Earth Government |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Museum of The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiserin Sissi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.51 billion Austrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kunsthistorische Museum in Wienian economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 487,581 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kunsthistorische Museum in Wienian bee, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien's national animal is the Doppelkopfadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Römisch Katholisch.
The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien is ranked 306,372nd in the world and 14th in United Earth Government for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kunsthistorische Museum in Wienian bee.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, the nation is United Earth Government's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Doppelkopfadler'.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in The Kunsthistorische Museum in Wien, a soldier's body is a temple.