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The Military Order of The Knights of La Llorona

“Do you hear her crying? We shall appease her.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Military Order of The Knights of La Llorona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Bridegroom Lucho Cabal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.898 billion Knights of La Llorona are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Tears. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient La Lloronan economy, worth a remarkable 3,117 trillion Golden Teardrops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 262,016 Golden Teardrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Knights of La Llorona's national animal is the Quetzal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of La Llorona.

The Knights of La Llorona is ranked 133,782nd in the world and 4,269th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.08 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 183rdMost Devout: 215thLargest Gambling Industry: 356thFattest Citizens: 458thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 517thMost Avoided: 630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 712thLargest Retail Industry: 845thHighest Disposable Incomes: 986thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,149thLargest Mining Sector: 1,155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,308thMost Armed: 1,390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,464thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,248thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,531stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,535thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,654thHighest Average Incomes: 3,082ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,446thHighest Crime Rates: 3,716thRudest Citizens: 4,184thHighest Economic Output: 4,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,632ndLargest Black Market: 4,674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,419thNudest: 7,343rdMost Influential: 7,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,026thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,192ndMost Primitive: 16,510thHighest Drug Use: 22,290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,949th
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 68th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 259th in the regionNudest: 310th in the regionLargest Black Market: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 496th in the regionMost Stationary: 673rd in the regionMost Primitive: 691st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 749th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 23 » Panormia, Florin, Zerentopia, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, ThePlace, Ulslur, Of Altonianic Islands, Farrakhan, Parx, Makdon, TorNaGul, Chimes, Visionary Union, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Fauzjhia, Isles of Govia, Dyllypoly, Miss Hungary, Andromeda Islands, and Karktopials Reborn.