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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Wysteria

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.032 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 31,402 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,423 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,444,622 per year while the poor average 193,395, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 48th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Avoided: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thLargest Gambling Industry: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thLargest Populations: 48thFattest Citizens: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 96thMost Armed: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 378thLargest Retail Industry: 505thRudest Citizens: 536thSmartest Citizens: 607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 724thLargest Publishing Industry: 749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,881stMost Efficient Economies: 2,158thTop
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Most Secular: 2,468thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,114thLargest Black Market: 6,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,178thNudest: 7,737thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,167thLargest Governments: 11,161stLowest Crime Rates: 11,849thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,369thMost Pro-Market: 21,006th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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