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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Wysteria

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.558 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 31,030 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,423 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,444,622 per year while the poor average 193,395, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 5,845th in the world and 16th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 310 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Avoided: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 46thLargest Populations: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thFattest Citizens: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Armed: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 379thLargest Retail Industry: 496thRudest Citizens: 523rdSmartest Citizens: 604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 716thLargest Publishing Industry: 752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,818thMost Efficient Economies: 2,072ndTop
Most Secular: 2,456thLargest Black Market: 5,845thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,174thNudest: 7,765thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,021stLargest Governments: 10,900thLowest Crime Rates: 11,808thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,905thMost Pro-Market: 21,386th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the region

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