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The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster

“When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: The New Meritocracy

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.218 billion Keymasterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firehall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Keymasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,108 trillion Ectoplasmic Residues a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 114,195 Ectoplasmic Residues, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,218 per year while the poor average 17,257, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Firehall Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Keymaster's national animal is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossing The Streams.

The Keymaster is ranked 95,163rd in the world and 8th in The New Meritocracy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,449.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 808thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,375thMost Politically Free: 1,401stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,714thMost Armed: 1,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,919thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,946thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,126thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,063rdFattest Citizens: 3,138thLargest Populations: 4,331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,208thRudest Citizens: 5,340thHighest Economic Output: 5,549thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,702ndNudest: 10,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,216thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 13,996thMost Stationary: 15,526thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,347thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,189thSmartest Citizens: 22,763rdMost Devout: 24,103rdHighest Drug Use: 24,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,942nd
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10%
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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