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The Eurasian Socialist Republic of The Joeanian Republic

“Long live the Union”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Eurasian Socialist Republic of The Joeanian Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Scarlett Baker with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.291 billion Eruasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nove. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 372 trillion Eurasian Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,639 Eurasian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'sing-a-long with Scarlett Baker' album is a popular souvenir, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Scarlett Baker's wardrobe, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 6,590th in the world and 23rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.2 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Nicest Citizens: 4,467thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,604thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,692ndMost Inclusive: 6,096thMost Efficient Economies: 6,590thHealthiest Citizens: 6,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,556thMost Developed: 7,638thSmartest Citizens: 8,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,709thLowest Crime Rates: 10,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,262ndHighest Food Quality: 10,591stLargest Governments: 11,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,223rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,700thHighest Average Incomes: 12,612thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,353rdMost Secular: 13,587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,727thMost Influential: 15,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,135thSafest: 19,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,913thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,557thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,209th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Missouria, Kingdom of Englands, Untecna, New Ryansville, and Cormoe.