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The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

“Your lack of faith disturbs me!”

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The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jezus Christ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.864 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JezuSalem. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion B¡teCo¡ns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,922 B¡teCo¡ns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's national animal is the Zombi Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UղOʀtҺodox Christianity.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked 6,310^th in the world and 3^rd in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,438.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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