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The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

“Your lack of faith disturbs me!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Zombie Research Institute

Regional Influence: Instigator


The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jezus Christ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.864 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JezuSalem. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion BíteCoíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,922 BíteCoíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's national animal is the Zombi Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UղOʀtҺodox Christianity.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked 6,310th in the world and 3rd in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,438.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Devout: 976thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,458thMost Cultured: 2,467thHighest Food Quality: 2,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,565thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,594thNicest Citizens: 2,797thMost Inclusive: 3,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,535thSmartest Citizens: 4,202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,373rdMost Pacifist: 4,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,187thBest Weather: 5,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,310thHighest Economic Output: 7,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,006thSafest: 8,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,129thLowest Crime Rates: 9,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,245thLargest Governments: 11,461stHighest Average Incomes: 11,526thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,220thMost Efficient Economies: 14,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,427thMost Developed: 16,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,425thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,775thLargest Populations: 20,298thMost Influential: 23,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,361st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the region

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