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The Caliphate of The Islamic World

“Allahu Akbar”

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Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Caliphate of The Islamic World is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ramalaan al-Majeed with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.115 billion Muslims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The all-consuming Islamic economy, worth 825 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,016 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 514,007 per year while the poor average 16,353, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Atheists on vacation find Islam's scriptures make useful doorstops, diaper sales are up, the industries of The Islamic World are coughing all the way to the bank, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islamic World's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

The Islamic World is ranked 23,066th in the world and 9th in Middle East for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 31.43 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,287thTop
Most Devout: 2,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,178thMost Armed: 4,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,360thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,399thMost Avoided: 6,557thMost Conservative: 6,826thLargest Black Market: 7,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,287thMost Primitive: 8,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,435thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,937thMost Stationary: 17,080thMost Authoritarian: 18,213thLargest Governments: 18,430thFattest Citizens: 20,105thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,066thHighest Economic Output: 23,071stLargest Retail Industry: 23,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,522ndLargest Mining Sector: 23,671st
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

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