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The Dictatorship of The Islamic Resistance Movement

“اَللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ”

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The Dictatorship of The Islamic Resistance Movement is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amjad Olrud with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.243 billion Palestinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaza City. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Palestinian economy, worth 32.4 trillion Egyptian pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 26,082 Egyptian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Amjad Olrud's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islamic Resistance Movement's national animal is the mountain gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Islamic Resistance Movement is ranked 321,547^th in the world and 68^th in Changuu for Smartest Citizens, with 9.54 quips per hour.

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