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The んひ尺尺ノᄃム刀乇 of The Hurricane

“Oh, Yeahhh.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The Great Storm

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The んひ尺尺ノᄃム刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.153 billion Hurricaneans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,923 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,338,218 per year while the poor average 3,199, a ratio of 730 to 1.

Hurricane II can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 291,754th in the world and 8th in The Great Storm for Most Stationary, with 2.15276251112 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 400thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 489thNudest: 708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 801stLargest Gambling Industry: 816thMost Armed: 857thRudest Citizens: 1,190thFattest Citizens: 1,233rdMost Avoided: 1,314thHighest Crime Rates: 1,351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,516thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,530thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,059thMost Secular: 2,080thLargest Retail Industry: 2,100thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,161stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,499thHighest Average Incomes: 4,909thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,806thLargest Mining Sector: 5,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,439thLargest Black Market: 10,647thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,193rdSmartest Citizens: 16,973rdLargest Governments: 21,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,809thMost Pro-Market: 25,903rdHighest Economic Output: 27,740th

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