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The んひ尺尺ノᄃム刀乇 of The Hurricane |
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Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The Great Storm |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The んひ尺尺ノᄃム刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.153 billion Hurricaneans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,923 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,338,218 per year while the poor average 3,199, a ratio of 730 to 1.
Hurricane II can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.
The Hurricane is ranked 291,754th in the world and 8th in The Great Storm for Most Stationary, with 2.15276251112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane password-protected The Great Storm.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the The New Storm Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Starventure Influence Regional Message Board.
- : The Hurricane lodged a message on the The New Storm Regional Message Board.