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The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica

“Moronica for morons!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.123 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 422 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,229 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and Moronican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 6,261st in the world and 140th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,740.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 544thMost Influential: 755thTop
Most Secular: 2,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,878thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,142ndBest Weather: 6,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,261stHealthiest Citizens: 6,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,468thLargest Governments: 6,596thMost Developed: 7,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,135thMost Authoritarian: 7,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,371stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,150thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,511thMost Conservative: 11,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,438thMost Cultured: 13,456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,029th
Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 243rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 320th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 365th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 375th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 480th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 517th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Conservative: 590th in the region

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