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The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica

“Moronica for morons!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.584 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 629 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,223 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", increasing numbers of children in The Holy Empire of Moronica have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moronican lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 199,703rd in the world and 7,186th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 53.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Secular: 2,488thLowest Crime Rates: 3,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,636thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,696thBest Weather: 5,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,121stHealthiest Citizens: 6,126thLargest Governments: 6,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,154thMost Developed: 7,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,146thMost Authoritarian: 10,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,410thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,031stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,122ndMost Cultured: 13,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,868thSmartest Citizens: 14,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,350thMost Efficient Economies: 19,931st
Most Secular: 122nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 321st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionMost Developed: 382nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 400th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 586th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 632nd in the regionMost Extreme: 646th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 658th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 759th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Treadwellia, Custadia, Aguaria Major, The Sigometh Dynasty, Debussy, Honeydewistania, and New Rogernomics.