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The Statistics Guy of The Hazar Amisnery

“Orijentalno carstvo je loše.”

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The Statistics Guy of The Hazar Amisnery is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 713 million Hazar Amisnerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dmitrivil. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hazar Amisnerian economy, worth 53.7 trillion Arzhuyts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,253 Arzhuyts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, art criticism in The Hazar Amisnery is scathingly destructive, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hazar Amisnery's national animal is the Eagle.

The Hazar Amisnery is ranked 23,002^nd in the world and 1^st in The European Commonwealth of Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,765.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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