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The Happylandian Army of The Happylandian Army

“Ra ra Rasputin, Russia's smallest uwu bean”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Very Good
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Happylandian Army of The Happylandian Army is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.25 billion defenders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped government-run economy, worth 211 trillion tacoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,261 tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happylandian Army's national animal is the drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Happylandian Army is ranked 136,512th in the world and 4,000th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.52 Obesity Rate.

Most Income Equality: 536th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 575th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 580th in the regionBest Weather: 591st in the region

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