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The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians

“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Brilliant Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.096 billion Patriotic Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Joyous City of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 9,575 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 476,493 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,463,181 per year while the poor average 4,285, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Patriotic Citizen military, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Happy Civilians's national animal is the Super Amazing Brave Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Happy Civilians is ranked 208,823rd in the world and 8,921st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54thFattest Citizens: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stMost Avoided: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67thMost Devout: 79thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 91stMost Corrupt Governments: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 175thLargest Retail Industry: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 262ndMost Armed: 329thMost Primitive: 338thHighest Average Incomes: 362ndRudest Citizens: 425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452ndHighest Economic Output: 468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 741stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,219thMost Efficient Economies: 1,308thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,060thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,809thLargest Populations: 6,190thLargest Black Market: 8,546thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,615thMost Influential: 11,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,898thMost Conservative: 14,385th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 241st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 388th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 625th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 650th in the regionLargest Governments: 748th in the regionMost Conservative: 855th in the region

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