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The Happian Union of The Happian Union

“We do the same thing and get different results.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Happian Union of The Happian Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Mahn with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.154 billion Happish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khangam. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happish economy, worth 300 trillion đongers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,466 đongers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happian Union's national animal is the Generic Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Late Partying on Friday night.

The Happian Union is ranked 72,194th in the world and 3,328th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 61.23 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 628thMost Influential: 879thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,902ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,752ndMost Developed: 10,252ndMost Inclusive: 10,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,973rdNicest Citizens: 12,213thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,705thLowest Crime Rates: 12,945thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,101stBest Weather: 13,267thLargest Governments: 13,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,074thHighest Average Incomes: 14,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,070thMost Efficient Economies: 15,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,858thSmartest Citizens: 16,693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,784th
Most Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 238th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionNicest Citizens: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 373rd in the regionBest Weather: 383rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 394th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 419th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 445th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 482nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 490th in the regionMost Cultured: 500th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 557th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 583rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 596th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 609th in the regionMost Stationary: 654th in the region

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