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The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic

“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Joffrey David with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.027 billion Republican Frenchmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bordeaux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Republican French economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Griffin Francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,223 Griffin Francs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,401,004 per year while the poor average 18,333, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Griffin Franc treacle machine, The Griffin Republic successfully hosted the Europe Olympics, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Griffin Republic's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Griffin Republic is ranked 217,691st in the world and 1,164th in Europe for Nudest, with 3.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Primitive: 226thMost Ignorant Citizens: 287thMost Devout: 352ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 518thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 522ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 565thFattest Citizens: 600thMost Avoided: 751stMost Corrupt Governments: 989thLargest Mining Sector: 1,038thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,368thRudest Citizens: 1,380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,511thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,351stMost Armed: 2,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,616thLargest Black Market: 3,050thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,071stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,707thHighest Average Incomes: 3,966thMost Efficient Economies: 3,989thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,978thMost Conservative: 10,696thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,552ndMost Cultured: 11,827thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,127thLargest Governments: 15,956thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,890thMost Stationary: 17,401stMost Influential: 19,775th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionMost Stationary: 94th in the region

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