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The Alien Lullaby of The Grene Knyght


Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Cinderia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Alien Lullaby of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.209 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 3,964 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 300,154 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, books are so highly regarded in The Grene Knyght that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 23,142nd in the world and 3rd in Cinderia for Most Patriotic, with 32.1 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Inclusive: 63rdHighest Food Quality: 115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 149thNicest Citizens: 153rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rdMost Cultured: 175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 223rdMost Pacifist: 233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 282ndSmartest Citizens: 336thHighest Average Tax Rates: 359thLargest Publishing Industry: 363rdMost Secular: 433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 448thMost Rebellious Youth: 483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 500thSafest: 518thLargest Governments: 540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 569thHighest Poor Incomes: 630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 632ndMost Efficient Economies: 843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,370thMost Developed: 1,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,946thHighest Average Incomes: 2,296thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,646thHighest Economic Output: 3,738thBest Weather: 3,738thRudest Citizens: 4,948thLowest Crime Rates: 6,860thNudest: 9,924thMost Influential: 13,456thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,781stMost Patriotic: 23,142ndLargest Populations: 23,682ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,989thHighest Drug Use: 26,979thMost Stationary: 27,393rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

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