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The Alien Lullaby of The Grene Knyght

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The Alien Lullaby of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.209 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 3,964 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 300,154 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, books are so highly regarded in The Grene Knyght that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 23,142^nd in the world and 3^rd in Cinderia for Most Patriotic, with 32.1 flags saluted per person per day.

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