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The Nuclear Wasteland of The Greenlandic North

“Within the Ice a Fire Burns!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Wintreath

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Nuclear Wasteland of The Greenlandic North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Jorja I with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.477 billion Northern Greenlandic's are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,672 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,598 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 266,526th in the world and 406th in Wintreath for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -408.78 on the Hayek Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 408thLargest Retail Industry: 462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 673rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,091stHighest Average Incomes: 1,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,201stMost Efficient Economies: 1,218thMost Armed: 1,341stMost Patriotic: 1,435thLargest Black Market: 1,543rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,021stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,669thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,751stMost Avoided: 2,766thMost Influential: 3,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,728thLargest Governments: 3,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,342ndMost Cultured: 6,760thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,451stMost Inclusive: 8,917thMost Developed: 10,060thHighest Economic Output: 11,739thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,632ndHighest Food Quality: 14,676thSmartest Citizens: 17,916thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,925thMost Authoritarian: 25,402nd
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the region

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