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The Formerly Unified Warzones of The Green Union

“By Bow, Blade, and Hoof”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Markion

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Formerly Unified Warzones of The Green Union is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Harry Turner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.037 billion Wage Laborers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Himmelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wage Laborer economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,035 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the tightness of border controls in The Green Union leave a little to be desired, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Green Union's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Green Union is ranked 229,038th in the world and 20th in Markion for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,640thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,655thMost Pacifist: 1,756thNicest Citizens: 2,027thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,077thMost Inclusive: 2,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,367thTop
Safest: 2,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,846thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,369thHealthiest Citizens: 4,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,005thMost Cultured: 5,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,589thLowest Crime Rates: 5,805thMost Developed: 5,849thLargest Governments: 6,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,972ndSmartest Citizens: 7,697thMost Stationary: 8,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,156thHighest Economic Output: 10,168thMost Efficient Economies: 11,058thBest Weather: 11,578thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,786thHighest Average Incomes: 16,106thMost Influential: 21,370th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

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