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The Dictatorship of The greatestish nation

“We aren’t a dictatorship”

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The Dictatorship of The greatestish nation is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 239 million greatestish nationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient greatestish nationian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 91,853 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The greatestish nation, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The greatestish nation's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The greatestish nation is ranked 15,265^th in the world and 643^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,682.32 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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