The Dictatorship of The greatestish nation
“We arenít a dictatorship”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Dictatorship of The greatestish nation is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 239 million greatestish nationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.
The frighteningly efficient greatestish nationian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 91,853 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The greatestish nation, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The greatestish nation's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The greatestish nation.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : The greatestish nation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : The greatestish nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, the Hanging Gardens account for half of The greatestish nation City's water use.
- : Following new legislation in The greatestish nation, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
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