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The Constitutional Monarchy of The Great Tea Empire

“We Drink Tea and Colonize Those Who Don't”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Constitutional Monarchy of The Great Tea Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 527 million Tea Drinkers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tea Drinker economy, worth 61.9 trillion english pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,363 english pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,939 per year while the poor average 29,259, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Great Tea Empire, all footpaths have tollbooths, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Tea Empire's national animal is the tea, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Great Tea Empire is ranked 43,957th in the world and 1,728th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,148.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,286thFattest Citizens: 5,131stMost Influential: 6,919thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,615thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,862ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,653rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,207th
Fattest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 286th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Black Market: 329th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 519th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 562nd in the regionMost Cultured: 568th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 606th in the region

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