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The Kretazan Domain of The Great Protectorate

“We will cut off his head with the crown on it!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Thegye

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Kretazan Domain of The Great Protectorate is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.252 billion Protectoratis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kospal. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Protectorai economy, worth 164 trillion Raches a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,575 Raches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, The Great Protectorate is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Protectorai military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Protectorate's national animal is the Kretaza Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bowism.

The Great Protectorate is ranked 228,843rd in the world and 185th in Thegye for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Primitive: 3,953rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,795thMost Authoritarian: 5,831stMost Devout: 7,107thMost Conservative: 7,751stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,299thMost Patriotic: 17,291stLargest Black Market: 17,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,034thMost Extreme: 23,419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,927th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the region

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