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The Lord of Fail's Empire of The Great Lord Fail

“THE NOPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES”

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The Lord of Fail's Empire of The Great Lord Fail is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.293 billion Failians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nopeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Lord Failian economy, worth a remarkable 5,120 trillion Nope Trains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,419 Nope Trains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, interest in globalism never flags, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lord Fail's national animal is the Tired LoF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Lord Fail is ranked 872^nd in the world and 1^st in League of Salem for Lowest Crime Rates, with 175.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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