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The Poggers land of The Great Emu Republic

“Emu is love Emu is life”

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The Poggers land of The Great Emu Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Great Emu King with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.916 billion Great Emu Republicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Emu Citadel. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Emu Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Emu Eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,983 Emu Eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Aides are afraid to ask if Great Emu King wants a cup of tea or coffee, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and the might of the entire Great Emu Republician Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Emu Republic's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Emu Republic is ranked 40,235^th in the world and 1^st in The Dank Meme Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.59 law-abiding acts per hour.

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