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The Confederacy of The Goggles

“Deo Vindice”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The New Old South

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Confederacy of The Goggles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonko the Sane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.047 billion Gogglesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gogglesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,933 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 595,258 Triganic Pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,045,691 per year while the poor average 127,014, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, it is a silent spring in The Goggles, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Goggles's national animal is the Bugblatter Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saneism.

The Goggles is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in The New Old South for Fattest Citizens, with 97.45 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9thMost Devout: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdMost Avoided: 34thMost Primitive: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 49thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thLargest Agricultural Sector: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87thFattest Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 190thHighest Economic Output: 272ndLowest Crime Rates: 282ndMost Efficient Economies: 392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458thMost Armed: 553rdLargest Black Market: 1,331stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,425thLargest Governments: 1,714thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,760thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,086thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,066thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,579thMost Stationary: 5,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,057thLargest Populations: 6,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,981stMost Conservative: 8,460thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,782ndMost Authoritarian: 10,069thTop
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Most Influential: 11,090thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,085th

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