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The Cursed Islands of The Free Republic Of The Austrian Aussie

“i just want better education”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Trendsetter

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Cursed Islands of The Free Republic Of The Austrian Aussie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peggy Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 5.581 billion Austrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awestrayleah. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 804 trillion Human Beings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,078 Human Beings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Republic Of The Austrian Aussie's national animal is the Sun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult.

The Free Republic Of The Austrian Aussie is ranked 176,372nd in the world and 1st in Trendsetter for Most Extreme, scoring 11.54 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,517thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,438thMost Cultured: 3,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,129thMost Pacifist: 4,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,201stLowest Crime Rates: 4,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,735thHealthiest Citizens: 4,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,138thMost Devout: 5,267thBest Weather: 5,598thLargest Governments: 5,605thMost Developed: 5,656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,730thNicest Citizens: 6,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,847thMost Inclusive: 7,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,552ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,931stSmartest Citizens: 8,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,518thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,627thMost Efficient Economies: 15,257thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,555thHighest Average Incomes: 15,606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,156thHighest Economic Output: 23,624thSafest: 23,828th

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