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The People's Republic of The Free City of Nelson

“For equality of Class, Race and Gender”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Page


The People's Republic of The Free City of Nelson is a huge, genial nation, notable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 466 million Nelsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelson City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nelsonian economy, worth 41.0 trillion Commucoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,930 Commucoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, vehicular homicide by Nelsonian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, hazmat suits are a common Nelsonian garb, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is almost non-existent. The Free City of Nelson's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Free City of Nelson is ranked 40,932nd in the world and 147th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 712.53 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,798thHighest Drug Use: 3,075thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,901stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,430thMost Influential: 7,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,616thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,052ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,759thMost Politically Free: 16,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,317thMost Inclusive: 18,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,718thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,575th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 80 » Balan Bar, Duby, Socialist Platypus, Lislandia, Pervincia, Untied States of Matter, Cle Brait, Liberto-Ancapistan, Charville, Tolerian Empire, Aelandi, Kurczak Mielony, Gatorstan, GreatBritannia, Land of Legacy, Nova Briton, Stustu, Cyzixraqab, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Xavier The 1, El Blurkistan, Saint Killebrew, Erithian, Vivenxistan, Hubdova, Nibelia, Commuba, Jossel, Primis Tenebris, Bohseon, Tarzantos El Camosia, Elythrea, Creditopia, Terra Valor, FliffleVille, Preox, Wakaru, Skoorb, StarGaiz, The Psittacines, Space Nudists, Deblar, Hockeyyekcoh, Crimson Eternal, BadBitchVille, Clownclub, Suryadweep Islands, Ruotsaland, Seolia, Mandarivia, and 30 others.The sovereign provinces of Mesha, GibmeMoney, Werstonal, Gibraltarica, Kursibar, Ciapore, Hamptoria, Free Azell, Devonigondwana, Oktadonia, Fichnoman, Saraai, Eastern Starbowie, Cern Calba, Sweola, Danimpalia, Covoicotheval, Jalaron Advaria, United Cyber Tech, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Cramboria, Redamia, Zuelong, Kliffoj, Great Luirokitanea, Swiss Hommousionopia, Socialist Republic of Segrovia, United States Of Florida, and Arctua.