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The Empire of The Free Bobilandia |
“By The People For The People”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Island of Bobinas United |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker |
The Empire of The Free Bobilandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vitaminb III of Bobilandia with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.547 billion Free Bobilandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobilandia City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Free Bobilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion Rubinas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,922 Rubinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Bobilandia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bobinism.
The Free Bobilandia is ranked 322,959th in the world and 12th in Island of Bobinas United for Nicest Citizens, with 0.52 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
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The Free Bobilandia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
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The Free Bobilandia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
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The Free Bobilandia, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
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The Free Bobilandia, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
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The Free Bobilandia, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat.
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The Free Bobilandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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The Free Bobilandia, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
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The Free Bobilandia, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
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The Free Bobilandia, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
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The Free Bobilandia, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.