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The Dictatorship of The Flapping Spaghetti Monster

“Convert toPastafarianism”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Dictatorship of The Flapping Spaghetti Monster is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Holy Risotto with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.227 billion Flapping Spaghetti Monsterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macaroni. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Flapping Spaghetti Monsterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,527 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air The Flapping Spaghetti Monster flights to avoid the pay lavatories, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, cars have been banned, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Flapping Spaghetti Monster's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Flapping Spaghetti Monster is ranked 220,018th in the world and 5,878th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 115.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 259thHighest Average Incomes: 348thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 521stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 656thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 724thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 745thLargest Insurance Industry: 768thMost Corrupt Governments: 790thMost Subsidized Industry: 850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 942ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,031stLargest Retail Industry: 1,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,134thLargest Mining Sector: 1,140thMost Efficient Economies: 1,197thLargest Black Market: 1,315thFattest Citizens: 1,329thMost Secular: 1,445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,568thMost Patriotic: 1,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,923rdRudest Citizens: 1,983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,050thLargest Governments: 2,056thSmartest Citizens: 2,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,431stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,816thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,107thLowest Crime Rates: 3,364thMost Influential: 3,864thMost Cultured: 3,991stMost Avoided: 4,389thNudest: 4,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,241stHighest Economic Output: 8,659thMost Armed: 10,005thMost Inclusive: 11,521stTop
Most Developed: 18,998th
Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionNudest: 144th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionMost Armed: 234th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 235th in the regionMost Inclusive: 262nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 386th in the region

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