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The Republic of The First Murder Chicken Squadron |
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Aurora Forest |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Republic of The First Murder Chicken Squadron is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning panther population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.325 billion First Murder Chicken Squadronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.
The First Murder Chicken Squadronian economy, worth 97.9 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,098 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, museum employees look down on short people, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The First Murder Chicken Squadron's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The First Murder Chicken Squadron is ranked 46,429th in the world and 7th in Aurora Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,870.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, museum employees look down on short people.
- : Following new legislation in
The First Murder Chicken Squadron, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in
The First Murder Chicken Squadron, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron's influence in Aurora Forest rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
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The First Murder Chicken Squadron, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.