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The Ardent Valor of The First Garrison

“Ride to ruin!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Ardent Valor of The First Garrison is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.853 billion First Garrisonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The First Garrison City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient First Garrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion zombie teeth a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,994 zombie teeth, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 800,047 per year while the poor average 7,984, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The First Garrison's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

The First Garrison is ranked 16,715th in the world and 5th in Taijitu for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 100.2 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,817thMost Stationary: 4,218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,578thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,621stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,236thHighest Economic Output: 6,342ndMost Avoided: 7,035thLargest Populations: 7,836thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,405thMost Secular: 9,988thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,353rdLargest Black Market: 12,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,274thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,715thMost Influential: 19,620thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,715thHighest Average Incomes: 21,546thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23,691st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

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