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The Christmas Lucky Cheese Pizza of The Finntopian Empire

“What's The Motto? Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Finntopian Region of DOOM

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Christmas Lucky Cheese Pizza of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Max III with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.727 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noot. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 942 trillion FC Σ-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,302 FC Σ-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ro🅱e-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 9,678th in the world and 1st in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,765.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 314thHighest Drug Use: 1,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,613thLargest Retail Industry: 1,816thMost Inclusive: 2,038thRudest Citizens: 2,269thHighest Crime Rates: 2,564thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,498thHighest Food Quality: 3,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,631stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,996thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,035thNicest Citizens: 6,497thMost Cultured: 6,626thSmartest Citizens: 6,647thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,508thHighest Average Incomes: 7,576thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,682ndLargest Black Market: 7,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,678thMost Developed: 9,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,037thMost Armed: 11,681stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,769thBest Weather: 15,451stMost Influential: 16,965thMost Secular: 17,112thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,101stLargest Governments: 20,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,430thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,851stHighest Economic Output: 23,578thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,706th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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