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The Christmas Lucky Cheese Pizza of The Finntopian Empire

“What's The Motto? Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!”

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The Christmas Lucky Cheese Pizza of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Max III with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.727 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noot. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 942 trillion FC Σ-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,302 FC Σ-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ro🅱e-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 9,678^th in the world and 1^st in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,765.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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