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The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 7.632 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,490 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

The Federation of Spokane is ranked 7,093rd in the world and 10th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,902.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,687thLowest Crime Rates: 4,768thHealthiest Citizens: 5,069thHighest Food Quality: 5,444thMost Cultured: 5,520thBest Weather: 5,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,860thMost Inclusive: 6,218thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,582ndNicest Citizens: 6,602ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,669thMost Pacifist: 6,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,209thMost Developed: 7,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,534thLargest Governments: 7,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,170thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,359thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,254thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,383rdSmartest Citizens: 11,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,747thSafest: 13,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,424thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,478thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,911thMost Stationary: 17,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,436thHighest Economic Output: 19,000thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,620thMost Income Equality: 24,071st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

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