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The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane

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The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 7.632 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,490 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

The Federation of Spokane is ranked 7,093^rd in the world and 10^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,902.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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