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The Republic of The FC Bayern Munich

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Republic of The FC Bayern Munich is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.655 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient FC Bayern Munichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 380,913 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

International organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (The FC Bayern Munich has found 3 easter eggs), the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, surveillance cameras are banned, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The FC Bayern Munich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Katholisch.

The FC Bayern Munich is ranked 249,552nd in the world and 8,224th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.3420709544 days.

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Nudest: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 671stRudest Citizens: 1,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,181stHighest Average Incomes: 1,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,714thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,762ndSmartest Citizens: 2,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,416thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,528thLargest Black Market: 2,610thMost Efficient Economies: 2,735thMost Cultured: 2,897thTop
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Most Developed: 3,965thMost Inclusive: 4,812thLargest Governments: 5,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,211thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,262ndHighest Food Quality: 5,341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,608thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,352ndFattest Citizens: 6,779thLargest Retail Industry: 8,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,193rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,408thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,490thHighest Economic Output: 14,531stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,259thMost Patriotic: 15,488thMost Armed: 17,559thLargest Mining Sector: 18,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,879thMost Secular: 22,173rdMost Politically Free: 23,563rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,291st
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 193rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 240th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 252nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 346th in the regionFattest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 370th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 371st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 528th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 602nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 606th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 726th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 793rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 795th in the regionMost Avoided: 797th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 828th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 897th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 910th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 943rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 953rd in the regionMost Armed: 1,048th in the region

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