Spotlight on:
The Republic of The FC Bayern Munich |
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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Republic of The FC Bayern Munich is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.655 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.
The frighteningly efficient FC Bayern Munichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 380,913 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
International organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (The FC Bayern Munich has found 3 easter eggs), the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, surveillance cameras are banned, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The FC Bayern Munich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Katholisch.
The FC Bayern Munich is ranked 249,552nd in the world and 8,224th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.3420709544 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The FC Bayern Munich's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (The FC Bayern Munich has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
- : The FC Bayern Munich's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The FC Bayern Munich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : The FC Bayern Munich's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in The FC Bayern Munich, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.