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The Everybody Do the Mess Around of The Fascist-Free Lands

“The wool from the black sheep is just as warm”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The Union of Nations Against Fascism

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The Everybody Do the Mess Around of The Fascist-Free Lands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by He who must not be named with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.235 billion Fascist-Free Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fascist-Free Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,843 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,376 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist-Free Lands's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Fascist-Free Lands is ranked 145,307th in the world and 2nd in The Union of Nations Against Fascism for Most Stationary, with 179.22157279812 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 964thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,029thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,638thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,379thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,886thLargest Populations: 6,817thHighest Economic Output: 7,837thNicest Citizens: 8,728thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,385thLargest Governments: 9,614thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,797thMost Pacifist: 12,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,207thTop
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Most Developed: 15,862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,942ndSmartest Citizens: 16,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,855thBest Weather: 17,855thHealthiest Citizens: 20,034thMost Inclusive: 20,114th

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