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The Empire of The Extra Large Pizza Oven

“I'm big enough to be considered an Empire!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Caravansary

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Empire of The Extra Large Pizza Oven is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.044 billion Extra Large Pizza Oven Residents are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Extra Large Pizza Oven Resident economy, worth 79.7 trillion Fuel for Fires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,328 Fuel for Fires, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,838 per year while the poor average 3,730, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, big game hunters travel to The Extra Large Pizza Oven to try their hand at shark-shooting, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Extra Large Pizza Oven's national animal is the Extra Large Pizzas, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Extra Large Pizza Oven is ranked 7,477th in the world and 1st in Caravansary for Fattest Citizens, with 18.9 Obesity Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,440thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,790thFattest Citizens: 7,477thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,500thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,998thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,057thMost Avoided: 16,521stMost Conservative: 18,158thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,684thMost Pro-Market: 21,720thMost Extreme: 22,662nd
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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