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The Grand Duchy of The Eternal August

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Grand Duchy of The Eternal August is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 9.64 billion Eternal Augustians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Eternal Augustian economy, worth 201 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 20,925 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The Eternal August City to enjoy their national art, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal August's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal August is ranked 267,946th in the world and 9,021st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 11.9863464954 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,968thTop
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Safest: 19,353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,042ndMost Income Equality: 20,072ndMost Pacifist: 21,968thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,470th
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Most Authoritarian: 185th in the regionMost Extreme: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 566th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 776th in the region

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