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The Community of The East African Federation

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The Community of The East African Federation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chairman of the EAC with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.91 billion East Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arusha. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The East African economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion East African shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,003 East African shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in the Chairman of the EAC's bedroom, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The East African Federation's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is major religions.

The East African Federation is ranked 39,747^th in the world and 2^nd in East Africa for Safest, scoring 105.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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