Spotlight on:
![]() |
The Empire of The duck that quacks |
“Join The Order of the Grey Wardens!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Artificial Solar System |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Empire of The duck that quacks is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The devout population of 237 million duck that quacksians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.
The duck that quacksian economy, worth 12.1 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,205 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government invades its allies more than its enemies, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The duck that quacks's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The duck that quacks is ranked 50,816th in the world and 246th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- :
The duck that quacks applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in
The duck that quacks, divorce is illegal.