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The The of of The Dream of Kirby

“mods, fill his stocking with coal.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The The of of The Dream of Kirby is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.391 billion Puffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Puffy economy, worth 720 trillion Stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 85,854 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radical coolness.

The Dream of Kirby is ranked 14,652nd in the world and 11th in Callista for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 773rdBest Weather: 1,106thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,515thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,375thNicest Citizens: 3,504thMost Inclusive: 5,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,065thHighest Food Quality: 6,121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,896thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,951stHealthiest Citizens: 9,636thSafest: 9,887thMost Influential: 10,068thMost Pacifist: 10,078thMost Devout: 13,049thMost Cultured: 14,652ndTop
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Largest Governments: 17,065thMost Income Equality: 19,153rdMost Developed: 20,015thSmartest Citizens: 21,763rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,123rdMost Armed: 25,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,581st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

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