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The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

“For Herp We Derp!”

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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.141 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,391 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 237,206th in the world and 8,107th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -11.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,234thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,472ndNicest Citizens: 3,370thMost Efficient Economies: 3,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,967thMost Cultured: 4,024thMost Stationary: 4,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,198thMost Developed: 5,635thSmartest Citizens: 5,710thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,724thHighest Economic Output: 5,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,450thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,087thMost Inclusive: 7,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,826thLargest Governments: 8,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,584thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,591stMost Pacifist: 10,899thHighest Average Incomes: 11,280thBest Weather: 11,368thNudest: 11,382ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,066thMost Influential: 12,345thHealthiest Citizens: 13,054thLargest Populations: 14,380thMost Politically Free: 16,477thLowest Crime Rates: 17,443rdHighest Drug Use: 18,226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,082ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,496th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionNicest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 233rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 237th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionMost Inclusive: 256th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 268th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 315th in the regionNudest: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 402nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Pacifist: 435th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 646th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 669th in the regionMost Influential: 815th in the region

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