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The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Derperor Yeetdius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.357 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,505 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the Derpinean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 6,170th in the world and 294th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,505.86 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,537thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,037thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,766thMost Efficient Economies: 3,917thLargest Retail Industry: 4,207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,787thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,246thSmartest Citizens: 5,840thHighest Average Incomes: 6,170thMost Inclusive: 6,238thMost Developed: 7,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,428thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,989thMost Secular: 10,206thTop
Nudest: 10,958thLargest Governments: 11,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,078thHighest Economic Output: 12,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,236thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,403rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 196th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 294th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Inclusive: 380th in the regionNudest: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 430th in the regionMost Developed: 440th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 479th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 503rd in the regionLargest Governments: 531st in the regionMost Secular: 548th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 571st in the regionMost Influential: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 660th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 794th in the regionLargest Populations: 813th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 932nd in the region

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