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The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Derperor Yeetdius with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.17 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 58.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,120 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 148,851st in the world and 7,941st in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 791stTop
Most Influential: 1,719thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,781stRudest Citizens: 1,927thMost Efficient Economies: 3,643rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,668thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,126thMost Inclusive: 5,733rdSmartest Citizens: 5,746thHighest Average Incomes: 5,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,363rdTop
Nudest: 8,580thMost Developed: 8,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,910thMost Secular: 8,948thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,466thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,939thLargest Governments: 11,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,908thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,989thHighest Economic Output: 14,643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,902ndHighest Drug Use: 16,905th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 246th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionNudest: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 353rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 397th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 447th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 449th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 456th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 504th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 508th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 509th in the regionLargest Governments: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 640th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 708th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 724th in the region

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