The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness
“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Derperor Yeetdius with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.17 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 58.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,120 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Tsaral Communes of Volstokn.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Wondrously Whimsical World of Valentine Z.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The North Pacific Guildmaster of Praeceps.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Republic of The Nation that will win Soops for 9003.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Federation of OuterGalactic Banking Clan.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
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