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The Reigning Empire of The Dawn of Jorda

“Though we set, we rise again”

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Location: Monarchist and Democratic Alliance

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Reigning Empire of The Dawn of Jorda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Xipporah with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.384 billion Jordans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigrun. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dawn of Jordan economy, worth 619 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,001 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dawn of Jorda's national animal is the Spiritus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dawnism.

The Dawn of Jorda is ranked 185,968th in the world and 9th in Monarchist and Democratic Alliance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thMost Armed: 2,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,691stLargest Mining Sector: 3,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,246thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,904thMost Conservative: 5,929thLargest Black Market: 6,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,635thMost Avoided: 7,809thMost Authoritarian: 7,981stMost Secular: 8,192ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,477thHighest Average Incomes: 8,522ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,886thLowest Crime Rates: 8,966thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,114thTop
Largest Governments: 13,743rdMost Developed: 15,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,589thMost Efficient Economies: 21,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,464th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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