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The Mafia Economic Extremist of The Dark System

“Money, Power, Respect!”

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The Mafia Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.114 billion Dark Systems are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 18,007 trillion Dollers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,191,450 Dollers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 11,151,355 per year while the poor average 10,824, a ratio of 1,030 to 1.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, populations of two-headed Monsters have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, international trade is a sticky issue, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 32^nd in the world and 1^st in The Axis of Evil for Fattest Citizens, with 99.17 Obesity Rate.

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