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The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark System

“Money, Power, Respect!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The Axis of Evil

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.464 billion Dark Systems are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 11,623 trillion Dollers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,013,880 Dollers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,605,669 per year while the poor average 92,476, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and much of The Dark System's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dark System.

The Dark System is ranked 104th in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 27,400.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Subsidized Industry: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thMost Corrupt Governments: 42ndMost Secular: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 61stMost Avoided: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70thLargest Black Market: 73rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thFattest Citizens: 81stLargest Governments: 90thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104thRudest Citizens: 125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 149thHighest Economic Output: 223rdSmartest Citizens: 283rdLowest Crime Rates: 308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497thLargest Gambling Industry: 656thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,494thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,005thMost Efficient Economies: 3,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,439thMost Stationary: 5,029thMost Pro-Market: 7,448thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,533rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,588thMost Influential: 10,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,864thHighest Drug Use: 14,959thLargest Populations: 15,408th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

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