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The Mafia Economic Extremist of The Dark System

“Money, Power, Respect!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Axis of Evil

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Mafia Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.114 billion Dark Systems are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 18,007 trillion Dollers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,191,450 Dollers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 11,151,355 per year while the poor average 10,824, a ratio of 1,030 to 1.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, populations of two-headed Monsters have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, international trade is a sticky issue, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 32nd in the world and 1st in The Axis of Evil for Fattest Citizens, with 99.17 Obesity Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27thLargest Black Market: 28thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 45thMost Avoided: 46thLargest Governments: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 62ndRudest Citizens: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thHighest Economic Output: 95thMost Secular: 107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 110thSmartest Citizens: 148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rdMost Armed: 172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 185thLargest Gambling Industry: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 740thMost Advanced Public Education: 914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,824thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,117thMost Stationary: 4,210thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,840thMost Influential: 9,996thTop
Most Pro-Market: 13,035thLargest Populations: 13,419thHighest Drug Use: 20,412th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

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