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The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System

“Money, Power, Respect!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Unheard Of

Location: The Axis of Evil

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.532 billion Mafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 22,754 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,297,900 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 12,152,913 per year while the poor average 11,725, a ratio of 1,036 to 1.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and skyscrapers get built in just days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 16th in the world and 1st in The Axis of Evil for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 35,136.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Average Incomes: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Black Market: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Governments: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 32ndMost Secular: 32ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 51stMost Avoided: 54thHighest Economic Output: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdRudest Citizens: 84thMost Patriotic: 91stSmartest Citizens: 105thLargest Gambling Industry: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 216thMost Armed: 253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 289thLowest Crime Rates: 670thMost Advanced Public Education: 812thLargest Publishing Industry: 896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,065thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,700thTop
Most Stationary: 3,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,765thMost Influential: 9,158thMost Cultured: 10,879thTop
Largest Populations: 12,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,205thMost Pro-Market: 19,221st
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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