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The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark System

“Money, Power, Respect!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The Axis of Evil

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.853 billion Dark Systems are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 12,223 trillion Dollers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,031,272 Dollers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,499,141 per year while the poor average 44,466, a ratio of 168 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, tabloids coo over Master Economist's expected child, everybody's got wood thanks to Master Economist, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dark System.

The Dark System is ranked 171,152nd in the world and 16th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 31.75 Workforce Participation Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Secular: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thLargest Information Technology Sector: 60thMost Avoided: 61stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rdLargest Mining Sector: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71stFattest Citizens: 75thLargest Black Market: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76thLargest Governments: 86thRudest Citizens: 96thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 143rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 144thHighest Economic Output: 196thSmartest Citizens: 263rdLowest Crime Rates: 338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 539thLargest Gambling Industry: 545thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,398thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,105thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,371stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,517thMost Stationary: 4,875thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,062ndMost Pro-Market: 6,198thTop
Most Influential: 10,205thLargest Populations: 15,141st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

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