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The Noʙєʟ Lᴀᴜʀєᴀтєs of The Dark Norse

“Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Zombie Research Institute

Regional Influence: Contender


The Noʙєʟ Lᴀᴜʀєᴀтєs of The Dark Norse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anders Jacobsen with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.066 billion Dark Norsemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of K°benhavn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 2,800 trillion Kr÷nas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,080 Kr÷nas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark Norse's national animal is the Naked Berserker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forn Si­r.

The Dark Norse is ranked 2,888th in the world and 1st in Zombie Research Institute for Smartest Citizens, with 159.23 quips per hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,382ndMost Developed: 1,478thHighest Food Quality: 1,644thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,770thNicest Citizens: 1,807thMost Cultured: 1,809thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,811thSafest: 1,851stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,941stMost Pacifist: 1,943rdMost Inclusive: 2,140thBest Weather: 2,331stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,352ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,692ndSmartest Citizens: 2,888thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,670thLargest Governments: 3,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,998thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,641stLowest Crime Rates: 4,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,863rdHighest Economic Output: 6,275thMost Efficient Economies: 7,415thHighest Average Incomes: 7,445thMost Secular: 8,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,907thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,729thLargest Populations: 21,743rdMost Influential: 24,179th
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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