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The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

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The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Priest Howard Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.248 billion Cthulhu Cultists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 497 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,047 cthulheons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 572,003 per year while the poor average 28,680, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Many are questioning High Priest Howard Phillips wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 168,878th in the world and 7,465th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -513.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Primitive: 146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 235thHighest Crime Rates: 306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348thMost Armed: 352ndMost Devout: 487thRudest Citizens: 567thFattest Citizens: 771stLargest Retail Industry: 847thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,002ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,745thMost Avoided: 1,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,974thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,159thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,314thMost Influential: 2,603rdLargest Black Market: 4,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,206thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,159thHighest Drug Use: 8,339thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,448thHighest Average Incomes: 11,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,409thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,481st
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionTop
Nudest: 407th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 433rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 444th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 609th in the region

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