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The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Priest Howard Phillips with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.826 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 871 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,613 cthulheons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,478 per year while the poor average 34,944, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

The roads are virtually falling apart, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the price of freedom is about half a million cthulheons, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 203,505th in the world and 8,759th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 33.07 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Primitive: 96thMost Ignorant Citizens: 204thHighest Crime Rates: 286thMost Armed: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 321stMost Devout: 352ndRudest Citizens: 500thLargest Retail Industry: 631stFattest Citizens: 660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 779thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 853rdMost Influential: 1,035thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,139thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,444thMost Avoided: 1,743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,914thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,600thLargest Black Market: 3,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,373rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,428thHighest Average Incomes: 8,322ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,678thHighest Drug Use: 12,020thMost Cultured: 14,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,596thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,701stHighest Economic Output: 19,341st
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 127th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionMost Stationary: 557th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 606th in the regionNudest: 645th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 814th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 890th in the region

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