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The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Howard Phillips is gonna die soon with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.315 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 963 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,227 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, warning signs caution Cthulhu Cultists where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 1,471st in the world and 35th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17,082.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 99thMost Ignorant Citizens: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 294thMost Armed: 321stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 341stMost Devout: 347thRudest Citizens: 571stLargest Retail Industry: 597thFattest Citizens: 649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 935thMost Influential: 1,149thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,386thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,820thMost Avoided: 1,865thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,363rdHighest Drug Use: 2,900thLargest Black Market: 3,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,734thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,768thHighest Average Incomes: 8,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,253rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,167thMost Cultured: 14,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,507thHighest Economic Output: 17,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,717thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,089th
Most Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 151st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 424th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 510th in the regionNudest: 653rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 842nd in the region

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