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The Great Civilization of The Ctan

“Ye who dream of conquest, awaken and dream no more.”

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The Great Civilization of The Ctan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Telissat Amris with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.493 billion Ctani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tephet-Sheta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ctanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,329 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,150 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Ctan, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Ctan's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Ctan is ranked 30,825^th in the world and 1^st in The Mictlan System for Most Stationary, with 861.01276145148 days.

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