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The Sequoyah Republic of The Constitutional Republic of Zion

“All men and women are created equal”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The League

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Sequoyah Republic of The Constitutional Republic of Zion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tecumseh Sherman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.465 billion Zionian Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canaan. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zionian Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Borks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,012 Borks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and builders across The Constitutional Republic of Zion are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown. The Constitutional Republic of Zion's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Unionism.

The Constitutional Republic of Zion is ranked 24,010th in the world and 23rd in The League for Rudest Citizens, with 103.79 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Insurance Industry: 592ndMost Devout: 1,007thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,246thTop
Most Avoided: 2,516thLargest Retail Industry: 2,679thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,393rdFattest Citizens: 3,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,130thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,488thNudest: 6,892ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,228thHighest Average Incomes: 8,529thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,626thHighest Economic Output: 9,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,555thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,670thLargest Black Market: 14,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,067thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,960thMost Cultured: 16,049thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,610thMost Income Equality: 18,668thSmartest Citizens: 19,786thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,182ndMost Inclusive: 22,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,152ndRudest Citizens: 24,010th
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Et Pax Britannica.