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The United States of The Comoros Isles

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Kowloon

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The United States of The Comoros Isles is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.511 billion Comorosans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Comoros Islesian economy, worth 619 trillion Comorian Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,291 Comorian Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, you're only as old as you feel, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Comoros Isles's national animal is the coelacanth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Comoros Isles is ranked 196,905th in the world and 118th in Kowloon for Most Stationary, with 51.65274472 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,843rdMost Armed: 8,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,283rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 19,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,615thHealthiest Citizens: 21,103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,573rdMost Devout: 23,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,275thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,630thHighest Average Incomes: 27,504th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the region

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