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The Free Socialist People of The Commune of Meddle

“Forward Together!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Free Socialist People of The Commune of Meddle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Comrade with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate population of 15.26 billion Meddlean Community Members are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Meddlean Commune economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 135,658 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime is totally unknown. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 12,173rd in the world and 18th in The Internationale for Most Armed, with 7.82 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 635thLargest Welfare Programs: 676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 859thMost Beautiful Environments: 913thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,133rdLargest Governments: 1,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,354thBest Weather: 1,364thMost Cultured: 1,497thNicest Citizens: 1,567thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,857thHealthiest Citizens: 2,105thMost Inclusive: 2,416thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,134thMost Pacifist: 3,358thSmartest Citizens: 3,559thMost Influential: 4,602ndNudest: 5,001stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,694thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,277thHighest Economic Output: 7,961stMost Secular: 9,133rdMost Armed: 12,173rdTop
Most Income Equality: 14,286thLargest Populations: 15,979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,428thHighest Average Incomes: 17,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,738th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 30 » Albania 3, East Nazareth, Carrico, Islati Scyia, Pertsjan, Saltspring Island, MKAS, Terranova-Serre, Slanetria, The American Continentes, Esgeirimmen, Doultrenia, Alphonsia, Attempted Socialism, Subspacia, Darfaria, Dominguez Hills, International Socialist Union, Andogeesia, Agrase, StillGate, Karlos, Fezkravitch, Chajihk, Ragnaria, East Mountains Peoples Republic, Soviet States of Latin America, Monitiopia, Joseon-Goryeo, and Cor Cada.