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The Principality of The Commonwealth of Nordic States

“Fjord Fjord Fjord Fjord”

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The Principality of The Commonwealth of Nordic States is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President John Carry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.364 billion Commonwealth of Nordic Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liland Fjord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Commonwealth of Nordic Statesian economy, worth 75.4 trillion Nordic Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 55,260 Nordic Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,254 per year while the poor average 5,828, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and Ice Spirit has been named as The Commonwealth of Nordic States's national religion. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Nordic States's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ice Spirit.

The Commonwealth of Nordic States is ranked 45,414^th in the world and 5^th in Weffle for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,447.18 Standard Monetary Units.

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